40 BEST ROBERT MUGABE WISDOM QUOTES
- Imagine dying in peace, leaving all your unpaid debts behind..Then BOOM ? your pastor wakes you up.
- Africans we need to stop these games of pretending to raise people from the dead with their mouths open like crocodile mouth.
- People with dimples think they having Degrees in smiling.
- Nobody views your status faster than a person you don’t talk to anymore.
- Our generation puts more energy into discussing good sex than good investment opportunities.
- The fact that you don’t post on Facebook the way I do doesn’t mean you’re matured than me my friend. You are just managing your 10Mb. I don’t wan’t to argue
- Girls nowadays they already know their next boyfriend while they are still in a relationship with you. My brother after God fear women!
- As Africans we are slowly losing our culture i just saw someone eating Banana and Apple but he was not in hospital.
- My sister convince him to cut his beard and then update your whatsapp status with “I Love guys with beard”
- In my country when it rains everything stops working .Internet, satellite, Electricity and even roads.The only thing that works at that time is a guy’s manhood.
- Stop hiding prostitution “Under I don’t date broke guys”. State your price men are willing to pay
- No lady will gives you better sex than a lady who knows your girlfriend but still wanna have you.There is a time where a man has to shave his head all the time because of baldness..There is also a time when a woman has to wear a bra all the time because of fallen breast
- The pain of having a grandmother who don’t do witchcraft. People take you for granted knowing that you don’t have backup.
- Imagine taking your girl to church and then the prophet tell her, she will be married to a Doctor soon while you are just a security guard.
- Every man loves slay queens but the problem is they can’t afford them.
- Marriage is like a public toilet. Those who are in want to get out. But those who are out want to get in.
- A man who drives his father’s car is not entitled to speak in a council of men who own bicycles.
- Science students walk like they have the ingredients of water.
- The veins in some girls’ hands will make you think they fought their way out of their previous relationships.
- If you think lawyers are the best liars…. Then you have never met Africa tailors…
- ”Never lend money to a girl you not dating, let her suffer with her broke boyfriend”
- So you are dating a Dj and expect him not to cheat? Someone who can mix three songs at the same time..My sister wake up..
- Having sex with your ex is like revising past papers. It’s highly recommended if you want to improve.
- When your mom finally accepts you’re a whore. She will be like: “Jennifer bring pizza when coming back sweetheart”
- There are people out there that have never met you but they love you off of your personality and your pictures alone.
- They can drive you to a party, but will never drive you to a job interview those are your friends.
- You can’t go around and hurt people and think everything is okay.Some of these people pray….And God will act.
- Beauty is not automatically achieved by going abroad…………. you can still be ugly in Dubai.
- So you had sex with him because you both had chemistry, when biology occurs, I hope he has the economics to take care of you. Enjoy.
- Never sit back and think your woman trusts you….My dear brother these people don’t even trust their faces,,, thinking it keeps changing…. That’s why they carry a mirror every time..
- The chances of a lady getting a job in Africa do not depend on her academic qualifications or working experience…… they depend on size and shape of her buttocks,
- Some ladies skipped work on Valentine’s Day to get pregnant for 2 Balloons and a Box Of Chocolate ..
- In America, when two lovers stare at each other, they kiss. In Africa, you will hear something like :- “Why are you looking at me, do you want to give me money? ” Life is so beautiful in Africa
- Being a baby must be tough, imagine your foot itch, you crying & your mother gives you milk..
- Only a Black Person will be lost in town but still pretend to know where they’re going
- Imagine chatting with a beautiful girl at a wedding and your Mum comes to tell you “put this Rice in the plastic bag gives to you and say “take this home this is our supper”
- Valentines day is for girls before 25.. If you are are above that age. Aunty please wait for Women’s Day
- Valentine is for the faithful partners, For you cheaters wait for World AIDS Day
- Being handsome does not mean you are every woman’s type. Some girls love their frogs..
- Instead of dying carelessly for a Politician during Elections why not tell your parents to use you for Money Rituals.