Big Nyash In The Church

Big Nyash In The Church

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Girls can be wicked ehn.

Today I say make I go church sey e don tey wey person put leg for inside church, It was one Redeemed church like that, and because na person invite me unto ceremony tins, free jollof stuffs. Na so I enter church na, everywhere dope, guys and babes come sharp especially the babes. There’s this babe that caught my attention… Guys I concede, exotic girls no dey for club again, na for church you go find them plenty. This babe set in every essence of the word, front, back 

shocked

 kai I swear her bumbum wan fall off, upon that she dey seductively waka upandan fa 

 I vex relocate to her row, atleast make she dey folow my face pass because she dey inside for that row.

Mehn! Offering time come reach 

grin
grin

 I come smile for inside heart, you know as redeem people dey take dey give offering na. Music start, we dey prepare to file in line, I come dey for my seat dey delay unto say I dey look for something beacause I dey outside the row, codedely waiting for her to first pass, make I follow her for back na 

tongue

 Omo oba as she pass, me and devil smile together, sharp sharp, I follow her for back, you go fear dance na.

She rock me sha. Her bumbum soft like kilode 

tongue

. Music people come change to one bad song like that, omo oba she wan come dance go back for my already swollen dick i shout for am no try am o! 

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angry
angry

 you wan cause trouble for here fa. She look me smile, come comtinue her normal dance step till we reach go drop our offering. She still rock me small as we go back to our seats.

I give am one kind eye after we don sidon, she smile again, I say ok na. Church finish I follow her reach gate come collect her number.

E don be for that nyash cos wetin I go do her if she come my trap. Forget! 

angry
angry

I come dey ask myself wetin I dey find go club again? Since wetin I dey find for club dey for church.

I love Jesus 

cool
cool

. Amen.

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